Break My Bones, and Bare My Soul
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Caroline (aka Carrie). 19. Orange County born and raised. College student. Hawaiian/White/Portugese. "Fubar."

winchysteria:

"women just weren’t built to ____ it’s a fact"

well up until the 17th century everyone thought that about acting and i think we all know what happened there

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idaresayihavetoomany:

its-always-funnier-in-enochian:

timelord-castiel:

rosskemp:

do i have cramps or has my appendix exploded

does my boob hurt or am i having a heart attack

am i on my period or do i have internal bleeding

these are our struggles

Thinking of dirty thoughts and getting an erection in awkward situations

The struggles of a man

boo hoo

thinking of my naked grandma isnt going to suck the blood back into my vagina

you need an award right now

(Source: kul5ara)

mr-egbutt:

WAKE UP POTTER
WE’RE GOING TO THE ZOO

mr-egbutt:

WAKE UP POTTER

WE’RE GOING TO THE ZOO

papagreglestrade:

ibelieveinmartinfreeman:

Greg: NOT REALLY!

That wasn´t cool, Lestrade!

They should have invited him

jalexintheimpala:

god bless gordan ramsey 

(Source: yourmanwontdancebutiwill)

pocket-alex:

o-dawgtheinvincible:

sigmarikz:

certaflyably:

thirstingaintdead:

Top 3 phrases that’ll create sexual tension

  1. "Make me",
  2. "oh really",
  3. "is that so"

"prove it"

"What’s in it for me?"

"The Black Death was one of the most devastating pandemics in human history, resulting in the deaths of an estimated 75 to 200 million people and peaking in Europe in the years 1348–50 CE."

"The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell."

(Source: weheartit.com)

ladyskorpia:

quasigeostrophy:

rockcandymelted:

tobefitforme:

im allergic to penicillin
this is me every time i go to the doctor.
she forgets everytime.

gotta love your nurses, people.

I think there’s a Facebook group that made t-shirts along the lines of “Be kind to nurses. They keep doctors from killing you.” My mom was a nurse for over 40 years.

All my nursing friends confirm this.

(Source: sandandglass)

(Source: blankbabe)

sakuramar21:

adele-dazeems-cheekbones:

krystal-cage:

Some people were a little confused so I made this.

Good, I thought I was the only one to think this

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riseofthebigfour:

sawebee:

zeebeey:

sobbing

me too

this is why i love nicknames. Because then when it’s serious time, and they person calls the other person by their REAL name, you know that they are either terrified, 100% not joking, or extremely worried.